STANWOODW.SPARROW!!!
TAKING IT TO
THE EXTREME!!!
AMERICA'S PREMIER POWER
NERD!!!
--HE'S NEATO-!-HE'S KEEN-!--
HE'S
HILARIOUS!!!
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OUTRAGEOUS COMEDY!!!
Stanwood
W. Sparrow has been performing all across the U.S .Canada
and the U.K.
He
has got to be seen to be believed!
Stanwood is a singer, songwriter, musician, actor, comedian and an impersonator of Elvis impersonators!
Check
out Stanwood’s new wheels!
The Nerdmobile!
He is available for live performances and Television.
Stanwood has appeared with:
"The
Coasters"
"Chris
LeDoux"
"The
Four Kinsmen"
"Cimarron"
"Doug
Supernaw"
"The
Dixie Cadillacs"
"Rhett
Akins"
"Vicki
Lynn"
Stanwood
has performed at hundreds of
events includingFairs, Festivals,
Amusement Parks, Opry
Shows, Schools &
Corporate Events.
STANWOOD
SAYS……….
Hey
everybody! I am sort of glad to be here kind of. It seems that I am not here
too much though. I ate some prunes. Do you have a toad in your house? I have a
whole family of toads living in my house. They don’t like prunes. I like cats.
They are soft except for the parts that bite and scratch. My cats are named Scratchy,
Fangs and Puddles. I named my toad family. I have a sister. She is a nerd. My
cats don’t like prunes either. I am asleep sometimes, except when I am awake. I
have a car. It is mom’s car though. Don’t tell her I drive it. I named my toad
family. I call them the Toad Family! Catchy huh? I have to go force feed the
prunes to my nerd sister. My mom doesn’t allow me to say naughty words. Did I tell
you I ate some prunes? I am glad she doesn’t ride in the car with me as I say
naughty words then. I ate twelve prunes. Fang bit me last week. My nerd sister
said “phooey” once. I don’t feel too good. I think I need to go………..Bye
HIGH ENERGY!!!
FAST PACED!!!
ZANY ANTICS!!!
Contact us for a complete
press kit on this fantastic act!
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The Calhouns
* Cherokee Point Productions
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